Wickham's Striae

Here's a way to remember the eponymous-ly named Wickham's Striae:

*thanks to Lucy for this one!

Kartagener's Syndrome

Here's another eponymous syndrome named Kartagener's (German physician, 1933)*. It's a triad of features:

• Dextrocardia or Situs inversus
• Brochiectasis
• Recurrant sinusitis

It's more scientifically known as primary ciliary dyskinesia - meaning cilia in the body don't beat properly. This is a problem during development where you need correctly beating cilia to put your organs in the right place (the cilia cause little waves of growth factor to swoosh around). If they beat the wrong way you get situs inversus or dextrocardia. If they don't beat at all it's situs ambiguus and organs end up in random places.

Here's my random picture for remembering this syndrome:

 

This heart (dextrocardia) in a cart (Kartageners) was traveling past a wrong way sign (..a..situs...sinusitis) and crashed into a tree (broken tree = broken bronchial tree = bronchiectasis).

* Kartagener M (1933). "Zur Pathogenese der Bronchiektasien: Bronchiektasien bei Situs viscerum inversus". Beiträge zur Klinik der Tuberkulose. 83 (4): 489–501.
* also... Situs Solitus is the normal positioning of organs in the body.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome

Another eponymous syndrome named by a French physician at the turn of the century.

• It is an acute, inflammatory, post-infectious, ascending polyneuropathy (2:100,000).
• Caused by (??): post viral (often: Campylobacter jejuni or CMV) cell mediated response against peripheral gangliosides. 
• Polyneuropathy begins peripherally and progresses centrally - if it reaches respiratory/bulbar areas this is bad.
• Often causes autonomic dysfunction (sweating, tachycardia, dysrhthmias)
• CSF shows lots of protein  (>5.5g/L)
• Develops over around 4 weeks.
• Most important investigation: spirometry

So to remember these random facts I think of this knight character: Sir Guillain-Barre...

 * boot camp - to reflect that neuropathy often begins in feet (boot) and most commonly caused by CAMPylobacter Jejuni.
** also note pronounciation - gwee-awn barr-ay (in your best french accent)

Grouch-er's

Gaucher's Disease

This is a lysosomal storage disease caused by hereditory deficiency of glucocerebrosidase. Characterised by hepatomegally and splenomegally due to lipid not being broken down by glucocerebrosidase.

So...here is oscar the grouch (Gaucher's) in his dustbin (distended abdomen from splenomegally & hepatomegally) drinking Cerebro-cider (gluco-cerebro-sidase) which causes neurological complications.